9.02.2005

Why Is Crating Chickens To A Warehouse At 3 a.m. A Bad Job?

"Number 1, Chickens is heavy. Number 2, they smell foul."
-Ignatius Vishnevetsky

posted by B. at 2:23 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger benchilada said...

This morning, regarding a banana:
B: I think it may be a little too ripe.
S: Pretend it's a smoothy.
B: It won't be smooth. It'll be pasty.
S: Pretend it's a pasty.
B: *insert licking sounds here*

8:03 AM  

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