Okay, Sarah, Here's Your 1st Assignment

Remember The Telephone Game? It's also called Whisper Down the Lane, Chinese Whispers, The Deaf Telephone, and in France, Arabian Telephone. You know, where kids pass on a message to each other in a circle and flub it up so at the end (hopefully) there's no sensible statement left.

I want you to create one of these with no less than 15 fictional players. Be as silly, profound, lunatic, beautiful, or crackpipe as you like. Make me either laugh or give me that stasis signifying absolute art that Stephen Dedalus talks about in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by the end statement.

I expect it posted below as a comment by noon Friday.