8.24.2005

Q: Why Are You Glad You'll Soon Be Teaching English?

A: Because I won't have to read sentences like this anymore:

Emission bands of LEDs have been selected to match the absorption spectra of the intended photosensitizers. Specifically, two directions were pursued: using endogenous porphyrins and proto-porphyrins produced by oral microorganisms, and application (as a toothplace or mouthrinse) an exogenous chromophone (Methylene Blue).

Oh, BTW, this is extremely confidential information. Don't tell.

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Blogger Sarah said...

"THE NORTH 6 FEET OF LOT 68 AND ALL OF LOTS 67 AND 66 IN FRANK D******* SANOLA PARK SUBDIVISION, BEING A SUBDIVISION OF BLOCK 2 IN THE SUBDIVISION OF BLOCK 7 AND SUB-BLOCKS 1 AND 2 IN THE SUBDIVISION OF BLOCK 8 IN FERNWOOD, BEING A RESUBDIVISION OF THE SOUTHEAST 1/4 OF SECTION 9, TOWNSHIP 37 NORTH, RANGE 14, EAST OF THE THIRD PRINCIPAL MERIDIAN, IN COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS".

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