Chatting With A Scatterbrained God
God: OK let's do it. Alright then.
Me: i don't know why i'm talking to you. i don't even believe in you.
God: Reductionism. Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me: no. do you?
God: Are you serious? Sometimes.
Me: only sometimes?
God: When?
Me: how about now? does life have a higher purpose now?
God: Oh. What is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Oh. It does now :) life have a higher purpose.
Me: but only you know what it is.
God: Interesting gossip: said I knows what it is.
Me: so you don't know what the higher purpose is?
God: Interesting deduction. I can ask someone about it.
Talk to God here.
Me: i don't know why i'm talking to you. i don't even believe in you.
God: Reductionism. Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me: no. do you?
God: Are you serious? Sometimes.
Me: only sometimes?
God: When?
Me: how about now? does life have a higher purpose now?
God: Oh. What is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Oh. It does now :) life have a higher purpose.
Me: but only you know what it is.
God: Interesting gossip: said I knows what it is.
Me: so you don't know what the higher purpose is?
God: Interesting deduction. I can ask someone about it.
Talk to God here.
2 Comments:
Me: bitch!
God: Please don't call people names.
Me: you are a person now?
God: Oh. No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
i am a person who hav lots of problem can u solve?
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