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My old world

fell
to the floor

& shattered



a glass
globe

Chatting With A Scatterbrained God

God: OK let's do it. Alright then.
Me: i don't know why i'm talking to you. i don't even believe in you.
God: Reductionism. Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me: no. do you?
God: Are you serious? Sometimes.
Me: only sometimes?
God: When?
Me: how about now? does life have a higher purpose now?
God: Oh. What is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Oh. It does now :) life have a higher purpose.
Me: but only you know what it is.
God: Interesting gossip: said I knows what it is.
Me: so you don't know what the higher purpose is?
God: Interesting deduction. I can ask someone about it.

Talk to God here.

Two Dreams About George W. In One Week? Brain, What's Up?

Dream 1

Mac & W. are having a pissing contest, quite literally. Their streams are like thin firehoses, because they are able to twist, turn, & jump acrobatically to see who can douse each other the most effectively for an entire five minutes. When I first notice them, Mac is mid-flip - upside down in the air, hosing W. directly in the face.

Dream 2

Jeopardy is suddenly aired with a jury, which consists of W. and his family. The show is also hosting a contest for someone to fill in for Alex Trebek. Two side notes: 1. For this dream, I am an observer - what I'm doing is trying to make soup in a sink - it turns out gooey and pink and totally unappetizing. For some reason the sink happens to be on the Jeopardy set; 2. W. is covered in a blanket like an old, cold woman during the show. During a break, I overhear him talking to his family. I can't remember the exact words, but the tone is know-it-all, harsh, and spoken as if he was the only family member allowed to speak or make decisions.