So I Wasn't Raised Catholic, But. . .

A friend told me that none
of us speak with our own voices.
We are only vessels for Divine inspiration,
so God speaks through us.
I asked him/God to tell me
where my camera's power cord was.
God did not respond, so I'm seeking
your help, Saint Anthony*.
I'll repeat this old refrain:

Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony,
Please come down.
Something is lost
& can't be found.

Maybe I should send this through Saint Isidore**. You know:

In Saint Isidore's name I pray. Amen.

*Patron Saint of Lost Things and Persons
**Patron Saint of the Internet