Weekend Ego Stroking In My Hometown And Roundabout
A List Of Things Said To Me In Full Seriousness From Anonymous Drunk Or Stoned Speakers:
1. "Wow! I can say the same thing about you as I said about Sarah McLaughlan. You remember, that I would like to have babies with her just so she could sing them to sleep."
2. "Don't worry about your new teaching job. I learned more from you than anybody."
3. "You're real honest, aren't you?"
4. "You're the most trustworthy person I know."
5. "You always were real smart."
6. "That skirt is hot."
1. "Wow! I can say the same thing about you as I said about Sarah McLaughlan. You remember, that I would like to have babies with her just so she could sing them to sleep."
2. "Don't worry about your new teaching job. I learned more from you than anybody."
3. "You're real honest, aren't you?"
4. "You're the most trustworthy person I know."
5. "You always were real smart."
6. "That skirt is hot."
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