Q: And who were you today?

A: The gal actually chugging a Milk Chug & she who snagged a noon nap under a tree in UIC's Medical District.

Q: I feel that I, too, need some nature after spending hours under 60-times-a-second blinking florescent lights cooped in an office with no way to open the window short of a well-heaved stapler.

A: Yes. But the grass was brittle.